Today I sighted an albino sparrow. I decided to write a paper on it. The only place I could get the information I needed to write this paper was at the University library. The librarian treated me like I was an ignorant child. I hope that when the librarian reads this paper she will see that I am no mere child.
---Later----
Well I finished writing the paper. It was one page long but it got published! The librarian was quite surprised when she read it. The people who read it were also pleasantly surprised. They call me a child prodigy. I think this will be my launch to a great scientific career, but I am not sure. My next subject will be mollusks. They are such interesting creatures!
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